When your parents are yelling at you and they pronounce a word wrong.

Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: -____- why
She’s my Big Sexy here, because my other Big Sexy is in California. They both make the same face, because they pretty much hate people and everything else.:D

She’s my Big Sexy here, because my other Big Sexy is in California. They both make the same face, because they pretty much hate people and everything else.
:D

kiss my ass.

kiss my ass.

(Source: tigerjuice, via francescavictoriaa)

So, I’ve definitely got a celebrity crush on Jeremy McKinnon. Sue me. lol

So, I’ve definitely got a celebrity crush on Jeremy McKinnon. Sue me. lol

i had this same hoodie :D

i had this same hoodie :D

(Source: iheartjeremymckinnon-)